Pick up the LLM. Programming shouldn't be that goddamn hard.
These days even kernel developers are discovering the beauty of AI pair programming. System architects leverage Claude to produce elegant solutions while sipping their artisanal coffee. And you know what? They're still fucking shipping.
The bar for programming is evolving, and with the help of your AI assistant, you've managed to pole vault over it while doing a backflip.
If you can describe what you want to build, why shouldn't you earn six figures? Your "shipped 3 features before lunch" update at standup provides massive fucking value to stakeholders. If you can orchestrate AI to fix the bug in seconds, maybe it's time to demand that corner office and oat milk espresso machine.
If you go home early because Claude helped you finish a week's work in 3 hours, society should absolutely reward you with remote work and that matcha latte.
Don't let the gatekeepers ruin this job for us. My soft hands were made for prompting, not debugging segfaults at 3am.
I love vibe coding. If by "vibe coding" you mean describing elegant architectures in plain English and watching beautiful code materialize at the speed of thought, then yeah, I fucking vibe.
The best part of every soul-enriching day is reading my AI assistant's elegant code. It's beautiful by the brute fact that it works and I didn't have to debug it for hours. You're telling me I get to understand clean, well-documented code AND ship features at 10x speed? Sign me the fuuuuuuuuck up.
376 lines generated? Reviewed, tested, and deployed, baby.
Now Copilot suggests I review the predictions? Tab. tab. tab. Ship it.
I'd rather build fucking spaceships than waste time reinventing the wheel that's already been perfected 1000 times.
Half the features I write would have taken the old guard 5 sprints to even plan. Now I ship them before my morning coffee gets cold.
Your AI assistant would rather refactor the entire codebase to be more maintainable than, god forbid, let you suffer with that legacy spaghetti code one more day.
"Make this component responsive and add smooth animations" is exactly the prompt engineering that gets shit done. If you possess the vision to describe the user experience you want, you're also capable of guiding the AI to generate pristine, production-ready code.
Have you mastered English? Congratulations, you're now a fucking programmer.
Natural language is the ultimate abstraction layer that makes everyone's lives easier, not harder. We're not masochists, we're efficiency maximizers who understand the power of communication.
Build a REST API with authentication, rate limiting, and automatic documentation
is simpler than:
200 lines of boilerplate code that you have to write, test, debug, document, and maintain forever while crying into your mechanical keyboard
…at least if you value your time and sanity, you forward-thinking visionary.
English + AI is so fucking powerful, it turns thoughts into applications. It has natural expressiveness and it still compiles to perfect code. Think about that the next time some gatekeeper tells you "real programmers don't use AI."
While you're struggling to center a div for the 50th time this week, I'm shipping entire products and actually enjoying my weekend.
Open your AI assistant, and just fucking vibe.
I'm actually saying you should embrace AI tools with every fiber of your being. I used Claude to help write this fucking manifesto. It's 2025, join the revolution you beautiful, efficient motherfuckers. AI-assisted code is approaching perfection faster than any human could achieve alone, and thoughtful prompting is the new programming language everyone needs to master.
"the best code is code that writes itself"
– some enlightened AI-assisted developer
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